Sunday, May 20, 2012

My 2012 Goals

  • Fit in an airplane seat without sucking in for X hours without wearing spanx so the seat belt doesn't pop.  My next plane ride for work is in September.
  • Fit in all the rides at the amusement park without doing the walk of shame when my boobs or thighs are too big to get the harness on.  We are going to Universal early 2013. 
  • Be able to ride all the rides at the water park without being caught for being over the weight limit.  The limit is 400lbs per 2 riders usually.  I need to be under 230 to ride with my daughter or son.
  • Fit in a movie theatre chair without turning sideways to put half my ass in then the other half. Weekly thing.   Dang armrests.
  • For my weight and size not to start with a two.
  • For my underwear size not to be double digits.

2 comments:

  1. Fit in a movie theatre chair without turning sideways to put half my ass in then the other half. Weekly thing. Dang armrests. ~this goal has been accomplished!

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